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We are the original rad, badass, and awesome balloon company. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then we still wanna beat the biters up.


Crassholes is a combination of the word crass and the word asshole. Our balloons are 100% latex and biodegradable on both land and sea. Completely designed and made in Southern California.