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A Different Kind of Greeting

At Crassholes, we are just what we sound like... Crass Assholes who also happen to have a big heart. Our balloons allow a different way to tell somebody that you love them, or tell them to go fuck themselves.

All balloons are designed and printed in Southern California. Made of latex, able to be inflated with helium or your own stinky breath.