Crassholes started in 2015, when the owner wanted to throw a surprise party for her boyfriend and discovered there were no funny balloons on the market. She made some for fun, and people loved them, and we grew from there.

All balloons and cards are printed in the USA. The balloons are biodegradable latex, and can be filled with helium or your own stinky breath.

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